this is from www.wowmb.net (the warlocks den). I thought it was pretty funny. 

1. You notice that your Soul Stone timer has cooled. As a result you: 
A) Do nothing. Soul Stones are for the weak. 
B) Soul Stone a ressing class. 
C) Soul Stone yourself. 
D) Soul Stone a Hunter. 
E) Hellfire yourself to death. 

2. During your app process the Raid Leader tells you to Soul Stone him. So you: 
A) Tell him you are out of shards. 
B) Soul Stone him from fear he actually has sway over your acceptance. 
C) /w Raid Leader Eat me. 
D) All of the above. 
E) Hellfire yourself to death. 

3. It is late in a BWL run and you realize you haven't met your Warlock AFK quota for the evening. What do you do to attone for such a grevious mistake? 
A) Destroy any remaining shards you have in you inventory. 
B) Apply as much DPS to Chromaggus or Nefarion at very onset of fight to ensure a wipe. 
C) /w Raid Leader Eat me. 
D) AFK and return just in time to receive your phatty phat lootz. 
E) Hellfire yourself to death. 

4. A Main Tank has died on Onyxia. Other tanks are still up, and fighting to get aggro. What do you do? 
A) Hold back on nuking until aggro is under control 
B) Chain Shadow Bolt, since staying on top of the DPS meters is important 
C) Quick-summon a Voidwalker, tank Onyxia, and save the raid. 
D) Back away slowly. 
E) Hellfire yourself to death. 

5) An Enraged Felguard is causing havoc to healers in BWL. What is the proper course of action? 
A) Begin making Heavy Runecloth Bandages. 
B) Remind yourself you should have been AFK in the first place. 
C) Inform /1 that your guild is comprised of n00bs who need to learn 2 heal. 
D) Run for the instance zone out. 
E) Hellfire yourself to death. 

6) Prior to the onset of a raid a summon request arrives from the raid leader. What should you do? 
A) Move into position and quickly toggle /AFK to discourage future annoyances. 
B) Summon yourself to make it look like you are busy. 
C) Destroy all remaining Soul Shards in case the raidleader uses /raitem. 
D) All of the above. 
E) Hellfire yourself to death. 

7) A flagged Alliance mage sits outside the MC zone in however you are already 5 minutes late for the raid. Do you... 
A) /PVP up and two-shot him. 
B) /PVP up and two-shot him. 
C) /PVP up and two-shot him. 
D) /PVP up and two-shot him. 
E) Hellfire yourself to death. 

8. You notice you are placed in the Main Tank group possibly for your Imp Buff. You decide to: 
A) Sacrifice your imp for the 15% bonus to fire spells. 
B) Summon Voidwalker to tank the boss thereby keeping the Main Tank safe. 
C) AFK far to the side keeping yourself and Imp out of harm's way. 
D) Soulstone the Main Tank. 
E) Hellfire yourself to death. 

9) While solo-farming in Silithus prior to an AQ raid you are attacked by 3 Sand Skitterer spiders. Do you: 
A) Screw it. Head to AQ and zone in to immediately /AFK and auto-follow someone. 
B) Cast Howl of Terror then click Target A to Immolate --> Corruption --> Curse of Agony then Fear. Target B and Curse of Shadows --> Immolate --> Corruption --> Shadowbolt then Fear. Life Tap twice then wand Target A to death followed by Howl of Terror once again, Life Tap and wand Target B to death. Curse of Shadow Target C --> Fear --> Drain Life --> Life Tap --> Shadowbolt --> Shadowbolt then wand Target C until it dies. Finally ask yourself what you are doing, quit WoW, get a life, a job that MEANS something, and a girlfriend. 
C) /PVP then die to the spiders. Graveyard Rez and apologize to the raid for arriving late but explain how 4 Alliance kept ganging up on you. 
D) Kill the spiders and present all Dripping Spider Mandible to the Raid Leader. 
E) Hellfire yourself to death. 

10) You are now up against a new boss the guild has never before fought! What do you do? 
A) Cast Ritual of Doom and watch as everyone clicks the strange-looking altar. 
B) Soulstone a hunter. 
C) Try to remain out of combat to ressurect someone with Goblin Jumper Cables XL and provide necessary summons mid-battle. 
D) AFK for 40 min to browse the forums, watch videos, and find a possible strategy. 
E) Listen intently on Teamspeak / Ventrilo ... then Hellfire yourself to death once everyone enters combat. 

*** CREDIT to Wintermute of Spite for starting this questionairre and Trondheim (also of Spite) for the basis of question #4